I am in a vortex of obligation.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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