Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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