I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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