In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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