I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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