i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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