How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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