HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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