People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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