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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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• (254): View more from Texas

  They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.

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• (619): View more from California

  He had a step stool to get in to his bed!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.

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