that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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