her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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