we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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