Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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