I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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