Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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