I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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