So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the condom got lost in my hair
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
