This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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