Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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