Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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