sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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