i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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