Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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