Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what if I'm pregnant?
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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