Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My ass is underappreciated
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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