You're like the curious george of whores
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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