Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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