so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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