Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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