I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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