idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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