im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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