You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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