Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
