Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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