I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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