How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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