I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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