Pappa wants mamma naked
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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