Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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