Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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