am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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