doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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