once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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