Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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