i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Drunk is not a location!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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