You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this boner is exhausting
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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