On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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