doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Please, let me fuck your mom
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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