We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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