It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Two words: nipple clamps
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