is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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