she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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